What did the business owner say to the bookkeeper?

"Our books are balanced. 50% of our numbers are real and 50% are made up."

This joke tickled me, and I actually found it while researching 'Making Tax Digital' so I guess someone somewhere is also have a laugh.

What is no joke is that the 1st April is just 2 months away, and if you've not sorted out how you will become compliant, and avoid getting fined, now is the time.